How do you know if you are from ALABAMA?

I ran across some interesting jokes today – so I am embarking on a 50 part series with each part dedicated to a state.  First state: Alabama.  Now don’t get me wrong, I have never been there and mean no disrespect.  But, these are pretty darn funny….

You know you are from Alabama when:

Most of the people you know have hit a deer.

You think that deer season is a national holiday.

You install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked.

You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas.

Before you do anything, you were “fixin’” to do it.

Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

“Vacation” means going to the family reunion.

All the festivals you’ve been to are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.

You only own three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.

Thank you Alabamans…. or do we call you Alabamians? 🙂